Had to rip out a couple of trees today and cut up a magnolia that was too close to the workshop. Not the greatest job of tree-felling!
Came back in and dropped my shirt on the floor. It went "PLOP." Summer is here. Doesn't matter what month it is.
Time for one or more Yard Boss Lagers.
I changed my oil and poured a quart on the driveway before putting the plug back in. Failed to torque the lugs on my cart correctly and had a wheel fall off. I made some kind of mistake with a keg of ale and pumped maybe 1.5 gallons into the keezer.
When I was in high school, I drove about two...
Yesterday I got stuck with my wife at the special DMV office for foreigners, where she was supposed to take a written test and road test. While I was there suffering severe butt damage from the awful hard chairs, I read Cold Crematorium: Reporting from the Land of Auschwitz. It's a memoir from a...
Hearts Homebrew in Orlando still charges $1.65 per pound for a lot of malts, crushed, measured, and bagged. You just have to order a lot to kill the shipping cost.
When the entitlement mafia is sleeping, do not poke it with a stick.
When I'm in a non-tipping situation, and they make me indicate the tip while someone stares, I write a big zero and count on them to get over it.
Tipping is for service. Sales is not service.
A drinking customer is paying...
I look at it this way: when beer gets warm in the glass, do you pour it out? I don't.
I like it freezing cold, even when it's wrong. I like it at the "proper" temperature. I like it less, but enough, when I forget and let the glass get too warm.